Moral Sciences!

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Next day vanthu, avaloda number a thedi pidichu, call pannina general aa 2 mins pesittu, she asks him "so vera enna visheyam?", he replies, "vera onnum illa, nee thaan sollanum". Pat came the reply "sari appo naan unga kitte apporama pesaren. Bye, goodnight". Beep. Beep.
Ada pavi makkaa, nethiku introduce aana ponnu onnu kilambaracha "It was nice meeting you" nnu sonnatha ivvlo serious a eduthunttiye da...
Moral of the story: "Varaatha porullai thedi pogaathe!!"

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"Illa illa inniku venaam, nee thaan innoru naal sappda vara sonniye, anniku full fledged aa unga veetuku vanthu saapdaren". Ponnu manasukkula - "podaanga, ozhungaa innike coffee a kudichuttu kilamba vendiyathu thaane, naan ivana saapaadu vera podanuma?? :)
Moral of the story: "Naalaiku kidaikkara palaa pazhatha vida, iniku kidaikkara elumicham pazhame perusu!"

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"Amma next time naan pakkathu veetu gayatri a vida neraiya vaangi kaamikkaren. Naan nalla thaan ma ezhuthinen, but ava handwriting nalla irukum, athu than avaluku mark neraiya vanthu iruku". Mom - "Sari next time vaangalai na iruku da unaku". Aandavaa, eppdiyo amma va intha vaattiyum samaalichaachu, next time kulla avanga appa kku transfer aayidanum, illaatti avaluku udambu sari illaama oru exam kottai vidanum. Appadi mattum aachu naa, naan un koviluku vanthu.....
Moral of the story: "Vetri-tholvi nnu vanthuduthu naa, nee panra elaame nyaayam thaan!

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"Ennanga, intha rendu pudavaila ethunga enaku eduppaa irukum?" "Enakku ennama theriyum, neeye etho onnu nallathaa eduthukko". "Chumma sollunga". "Enga, unga pondaatti aasai pattu ungaluku ethu pidikuthu nnu kekkarangale, sollaama scene podareengale" "Ada nee vera ya, enaku onnu pidikum nnu soluven, avalukku innonnu pidikum, rendu perukum pidichuthu nu rendume eduthukkalaam nu soluva, aporama naan thaan thundu thandam azhanum, ithellam unaku engeyaa theriyum??" - Dialogue from a recent Junior Vikatan.
Moral of the story: "Mirudangathuku rendu pakkam adi naa, drums' ku naalaa pakkamum adi!"

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Ganguly after a dismal opening match for India against NewZealand, where we were struggling at 44/8 says "Actually the match was really close, we bowled well, fielded well, but the batting was off today. We can only get better from now on. Even when our batting failed to click, we lost only by 50 runs."

Moral of the story: "Oruthanuku ezhunthu nikkave vakku illaiyaam, avanukku ombathu pondaaattiyaam......."