ஒண்ணரை பக்க நாளேடு- முதல் அரைப்பக்கம்

Thuglaq regular reader aa iruntheenga na, election time la "Onnarai Pakka Naaledu" nnu oru politically sarcastic article veli varum. Basically election results a funny a imagine panni, practically not possible events nadanthaa eppdi irukum nu poduvaanga. Athu niraiya vaati nadanthu vidarathu thaan vedikkai. Antha maadhiri oru effort ithu.
Disclaimer: No offenses meant when talking about particular individuals. Kindly take them lightheartedly. One crore kettu case pottudaatheenga, enkitte avvlo panam ellam illa :)

முரசு கையில் அரசு!

1. சிக்சர் அடிச்ச கேப்டன் - முதலமைச்சராகிறார், பந்தை காவா விட்ட திராவிடக்கட்சிகள். Sixer adicha cabtain - Muthalamaichar aagum vaayppu. Panthai goal vitta dhravida katchigal

Thamizhagathil nadanthu mudintha election mudivugal innru maalai adhigara poorvamaga arivikka pattullathu. Yaarume edhirpaarkaatha nadigar Vijayakanth'in Desiya Murpoku Dravida Kazhagam 43 MLA padhavigalai thatti sendrullathu. Thi-Mu-ka koottani katchigal anaivarum sernthu - 96 MLA seat kalum, Aa-thi-mu-ka kootani katchigal anaithum serthu - 87 seat kalum, idhara katchigal matrum suyechaigal 8 seat vendrullaargal.
Pattiyal keezh varumaaru:

DMK Front: 96
DMK - 45
Congress(I) - 30
PMK - 18
CPI - 1
CPI(M) - 2


ADMK Front: 87
ADMK - 55
MDMK - 25
DPI - 5
INL - 2

DMDK - 43
Bharathiya Janata - 2
Forward Bloc - 2
TRajendar katchi - 1 (avar jeyikka villai)
Janata Party - 2
Suyechai - 1

Ithanaal thamizhaga varalaatril muthal muraiyaaga thongu sattamandram vanthullathu. Yaarume edhirpaara vagaiyil Vijayakanth katchi ivvalavu MLA seat kalai alli iruppathaal, mudhalvaraagum vaayppu avaruke endru arasiyal matrum pathirikkai vattaarangal therivikkindrana.

2. திடுக்..திடுக்.. முடிவுகள் ஒரு ஆய்வு: Thiduk..Thiduk..mudivugal oru analysis:

Intha therthalil Thi-Mu-Ka matrum Aa-thi-mu-ka katchigaluku perum sarivu erpattullathu. Mudivukalai satre koornthu nokkinaal - % of winning kanippu eduthu varisaipaduthiyathil keezhkanda unmai niroopanamaagirathu.

ADMK 55/182 30% win
DMK 43/129 33% win
Congress 30/48 66% win
PMK 18/31 56% win
MDMK 25/35 73% win
DMDK 43/234 16% win

Aaga intha therthal thi-mu-ga/Aa-thi-mu-ka katchigaluku kidaitha oru savuku adi en arasiyal pechhaalargal koorugirargal.
thi-mu-ka aa-thi-mu-ka iru katchigalum valuvaana nilaiyil illamaiye, captain vijaykanth irku perum balamaaga amainthullathu.

3. கேப்டனின் 50-50 ஃபார்முலா: Captain's 50:50 formula:

DMDK president um chief minister in-waiting thiru.Vijayakanth than thogudhiyaana Virudhaachalathilirunth seithiyalargaluku paetti alithaar. Appothu koorugaiyil - Mudhalil en uyirinum melaana thamizh makkal, enaku vaakku alithavar, alikkathavar ellaarukum en nandri. thamizhagathl entha kootani kum thani perumpaanmai kidaikkavillai.
thamizhaga aatchi poruppil amara naan aavalaaga ullen, atharku erandu vazhigal undu:

1. mudhal erandu varusham enaku aa-thi-mu-ka kootttani support thara vendum, adutha erandu aandugal enaku thi-mu-ka support thara vendum. 5th year, ennudaiya aatchi ya paathuttu, athi-mu-ka, thi-mu-ka makkal ellaarum support seidhaal - ulagileye muthal muraiyaaga ellaa MLA's um aalum katchi a senthavaraaga iruppaargal. Apporama thamizh naadu - japan, china alavil munneridum. Ippdi maathi maathi support panrathunaala - yaarum yaar melaiyum sothu vazhakkku case poda bayappuduvaanga. Intha madhiri puthu puthu idea ellaam naan implement pannuven. Naan karuppu MGR ( election thaan mudinju poche, innum en athaiye solraar?), nallaatchi puriven.

2. erandaavathu option : aa-thi-mu-ka, thi-mu-ka ivai erandum thaniye irukkatum, matra elaa katchigalum sethaale enaku majority vanthu vidum. Adhuvum oru vazhila nallathu thaan. Opposition bench la DMK, ADMK senthu ukkaanthaa thaan avanga sandai la en kitte kelvi kekka maattanga.

4. தளபதி Stalin படுதோல்வி, தலைவர்கள் வெற்றி-தோல்வி விவரம்: Thalabathi M.K.Stalin loses in Thousand Lights, Leaders' Constituency results:

DMK aatchiku varum patchathil Mudhalvaraaga varuvaar ena edhirpaarkapatta mu.ka.staalin thannudaiya aayiram vilaku paguthiyil padu tholvi adainthullaar. Ange padhivaana vaakukalil 20% mattume avar petraar, aa-thi-mu-ka serntha KAK ange vetriyadainthaar. matra thalaivargal varisaiyil - karunanidhi cheppakam thoguthiyilum, jayalalitha aandipati yilum, vijayakanth virudhachalathilum 40000 melaana votukkal vidhiyaasathil vetri adainthanar. Peraasiriyar Anbazhagan thuraimugam (harbour) thoguthiiyil mayirizhaiyil vetri adainthar. VIP constituency aana Mylapore'il ADMK vai serntha SV Sekhar vendrar. DMDK vai saarntha matra ore perumpulli - banrooti ramachandran avar thoguthiyilum vendraar.
Prominent losers varisaiyil - stalin thavira munnaal CM panneerselvam tholvi utraar.

5. உடைந்தது திமுக-அதிமுக கூட்டணி, கேப்டன் ஆட்சி உறுதி: Udainthathu ADMK & DMK front, Vijayakanth rule imminent:

ADMK matrum DMK kootaniyilirunthu ADMK, DMK thavira meedhi anaithu katchigalum, Vijayakanthin katchi ku aadharavu therivithu kootaniyilirunthu veliyeri ullana. Adharkaana vivaram varumaaru:

PMK thalaivar Ramadoss pesugaiyil - DMK kootani thaan neraiya seat vaangina koottani, adhunala alunar(governor) kitte poi government form pannunga nu Karunanidhi avargalai kettu kondom. Aanal avar - "Stalin e thothaachu, inimel yarukaga government a form panni, enna rule panrathu" nnu kaiya virichuttar. Ippdi avaru pesinaal engalukum pullai kutti illa, Anbu ku onnu aachunna naan enna panna mudiyum? Adhunaala enga katchi nirvaaga kuzhu edutha mudivu thaan idhu.

MDMK thalaivar Vaiko koorugaiyil - Antha punniyavathi thayavula engaluku 25 seat kidachuthu, 1994 la uruvaana enga katchi ipo than muthal muthalaa MLA seats win panni azhagu pakkarom. Katchikkaga ratham sinthinavanga neraiya peru - avanga makkaluku innum thondu seyyanum, adharku mandhiri aaganum nu aasai pattanga. Enna petha aatha kooda appadiye sei nu sonaanga. Adhu thaan intha mudivu.

Congress thalaivar Krishnaswamy koorugaiyil (mannichukkonga, High command lenthu vantha letter a padikkaiyil) - Congress 30 MLA vetri kaaga makkaluku nandri. Ithu engal annai Sonia ku kidaitha vetri. Avanga 1 day campaign pannathula 30 seat, 2 days panni irunthanganaa 60 seats win panin iruppom (atheppadi??). ithu rajiv gandhi, indira gandhi kanda iyakkam, avargaloda latchiyam.. (sari pa visheyathu vaanga). Naangal eppome kootani aatchi thaan endru kooori kondu irunthom, ipothu Vijayakanth azhaikkiraar nilaiyaana aatchi ku, nangal udhava pogirom. "Appothu thaan maanila mathiya co-operation irukum" ena Chidambaram solgiraar.

6. Petti Seidhi: Pettiya Paarka :)


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