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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

My first eMail...

Computer illaama, internet connection illaama oru naal kooda yoschu paakave mudilla. Enna dhaan emails varaathu naalum check pannaama irukka mudiyarathu illa.

Oru 10 years back!!@@@@@@@@@@@@

My first tete-a-tete with the Email world was like the 'bali aadu going to the kasaapppu kadai'.
Naan college la 1st year to 2nd year pora time la Computer Science pasanga ellam pesindu irunthaanga - "dei enga computer lab la internet vara porathu next week, apporama neraiya browse pannalaam".

Me - "anne, browse naa ennanganne?".
Them - "dei, intha vingyana ulagathula, computer thaan da ellaame nnu aaga poguthu. Nee computer la ukaanthuku nu, engeyo US la irukkura figure kooda email panni pesalam, chat panni pesalaam, greeting anuppalaam. Innum ennaalamo iruku da."
Me - "anne, atheppadi anne inge irunthundu velinaattu figure ku ellam route poda mudiyum? Chumma vilaadaatheenganne".

My initial image of the internet was - makkal e-mail annuparathukum, messages transfer pannavum use aagum pola iruku. Puli varuthu puli varuthu kadhai maadhiri internet connection um vantha paadilla, naangalum gumbala night computer lab ku poi unix account create panni, adhula "display calendar", "maximum of 3 numbers", maadhiri programs type panni engaloda tech knowledge and typing ability develop panninom. Hostel la irunthathunala adhu oru vasadhi, night lab ku poittu jolly a kadhai adichundu varalam.

Atlast one day, the internet connection was all setup and there was a special class for all the staff and lab assistants first. Then it was time for the geniuses (not gene-a**es) in our batch to create email accounts for everyone. Avan kitte appoinment vaangi, appointment vaanga rendu criteria vum satisfy aagama - 1. paiyana poranthu tholachaachu 2.antha padikkara pasanga kooda sagavaasam-um kidaiyaathu.

Oru vazhiya "dei inniku night unaku create pannidalaam da" nnu avan solla - Yennatha create panna poraan?, naan edhavathu documents eduthundu varanumaa nnu yoschu, nalla moonji alambi, thalaiya vazhichu vaari, vibuthi elaam ittindu (photo eduthaanganna?) neraa computer lab ku ponen. (Ippo bali aadu kasaapu kadai feeling varuthaa?). Computer lab la avana paathavudan - aattuku oru sandhosham varume kasaapu kadakkarana paathu, antha feeling oda avan kitte poi chair pottu ukkaanthen.

Edho oru malaysia figure kooda chat pannindu irunthavan - "dei konja neram pakkathu computer la ukkaaru, dho vanthidarennu" solla thirumba unix account la naan ezhuthina code a eppdi better/innovate pannalaam nu pathundu irunthen.

"Sari da inge vaa, unnoda first name, last name (appadinna?!), date of birth ellaam type adi. Avanoda help oda ellaathaiyum type adichu, next page poyaachu. "Sari unaku enna email id venumo type adi da". (Aadu kitte poi entha kathiyila vettaradhu nu keppaangala?) Thiru Thiru nu muzhichunde "nalladhaa neeye onnu sollu da, enaku idhelaam theriyaathu, moreover nee dhaane elaarkum create pannina."

Ivan edho try panna, computer "asku busku - adhellam vera evano use panra id - venumna prabhu_ks_19_79@hotmail.com iruku eduthukko" nu solla, "thundu (towel) pottu deal panraa maadhiri" oru 2-3 times deal pottu kadasila enaku ksp100@hotmail.com nu vaangi kuduthaan. Sari padipula thaan noothuku nooru(100) vaanga mudilla, email id la oru "100" irunthaa oru geththaa irukkum, class la nammala pathi oru positive effect create pannum nu sandhoshama email id OKAY nnu koovinen. Password easy aa nyapagam vachukkura maadhiri type vachuko nu advise kudukka, Sari da unaku nandri solra madhiri vekkarennu avana pathunde "monkey" nnu type adichen. Prabhu voda password "genius" nnu oorula solindu alainjaan. (****** thaane avan paathathu :) Yaen monkey a poi password a vachennu iniku varaikum therilla, edho oru patchi sollichu vachen avvlo thaan.
Aaga ennoda muthal id and password: ksp100@hotmail.com, password:monkey.

Makkale, intha password a poi ipo ennoda id ku try pannatheenga, enna thaan naan "all accounts same password" policy follow panninaalum, monkey ellam eppovo change panniyachu.
Pirkkaalathula naanum avanum jigiri dhosthu aagi oru naal enaku internet la "Aishwarya Rai" photo kaamikkarennu (Sathiyamaanga idhu dhaango unmai) help panna vanthu, lab in-charge kitte maatti, avanoda unix account la save panni vacha palaana palaana photos ellam pidichu, pinni pedal eduthuttaanga.

Oru informative piece oda mudichukkaren:
Appadi kashta patu email id create pannikkara nilamaila antha kaalam irunthuthu. Ippo pasanga 7 vayasula email id, chat nnu kilambidaraanga. Enaku therinju avanga use panra oru abbreviation - POS adhaavathu Parent Over Shoulder. "Amma/Appa irukkaanga, ozhunga pesu, swear words use pannaathe nu solraangalaam.

hmmm, intha vayasulaiyevaa? Vilangidum ponga!

14 Comments:

Blogger Archana said...

POS?? Too much!! Indha abbreviation ellam enakku theriyathu! BTW what do 7 year old kids have to hide from their P :-O?

My first experience with the internet when I was in 12th standard - with the fun IRC :-D - on a shell account though. First email id was on hotmail - created during first year of college!

Ah, the post brought back lots of nice memories :-)!

1:21 AM  
Blogger smiley said...

POS - parent over shoulder
good info.
sms msg intha abbv message ellam puriyamathengithu
i also got my internet/email address about 10 years back and for the first few days it was browsing/chat 24 hours a day. just got old memories after reading ur msg

12:30 AM  
Blogger Prabhu said...

Archana,
My niece is 6 years old. Avaloda oru game with her hands held end-to-end to form a gate.
She says "Open the gate".
You open the gate by pushing her hand.
She says "Pick some flowers and tell me how much you pick."
You say - 4.
She says - "okay, you have 4 girl friends".
You - !!!??!!@???!!

Archana & Smiley - yup, i too was reminded of old 30Rs./hour browsing email, thats why the post.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Butterflies said...

Hey....very nice post...u have got gud sense of humour...oooops..i too remember the same kadai...naan innum kandravi...en junior thayavula create panninen,....andd that id is still my primary id!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kalakara prabhu...

internet maduraiku vandhirukardha sonnanga pasanga ( :( ) naanum poi oru mail id create pannuvomnu ponen. Browsing centerla oru useless fellow yahoo.co.uk domainla login pannitu poyittan..I came and created a yahoo id and was excited but .. wait it gave me an
.yahoo.co.uk.

What was i supposed to do with my yahoo.co.uk id? anyways I still use it.
-vv

5:37 PM  
Blogger dinesh said...

Prabhu,

She says - "okay, you have 4 girl friends".
You - !!!??!!@???!!

Nee enna nenaiche nu sollattuma ?

"Nalla velai matha renda pera pathi ivalukku therile"

And Vijay, Madurai la internet vandhuduthaa ? Oru 2 days back kooda varale nu sollittu irundhaanga ?

10:29 AM  
Blogger Prabhu said...

Shuba,
Nice sense of humor??!!.
Okay, will take it as a compliment.
Junior-aa adhukullaiya?

VV - internet madurai ku vanthu irukku nu sonnaanga pasanga - LOL, etho graamathula car pinnaadi pasanga oduvangale antha maadhiri odiniya?

Dinesh - Pera damage pannave vanthu comment vidu. Worst begavior!

11:36 AM  
Blogger BZ said...

Hey nice post :--)

My first email id was in first year of college. It had a lot of dits and suffixes like au.co.in. something.something.

Enga irundhu enga vandhuttom :)

I have done 30rs browsing too... only to read forwards from the few people who sent me emails :)

12:23 PM  
Blogger Prabhu said...

SK,
Thanq.
30 rupees romba jaasthi aanalum - the noise that the browsing center PC's make (when it connects) is still vivid in my mind.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ada paavi - ivvalo padichu irukkiya nee, engalukku theriyaamale! Naan computer lab ponadhu ellam night attendance kku proxy kodukka sheet fill panninadhu dhan da. Ennamo po....

BTW, Enakkum yaaro ivvalo help panni oru id create panni koduthaanga, (usa.net nnu oru website la). Adhaye izhuthu mooditaanga appurama!

-Visu.

3:39 AM  
Blogger Viji said...

hahaha, very funny post! :)

7:26 AM  
Blogger Prabhu said...

Visu - nee ennoda blog ellam padikkariyaa? :)
And ya, me totally forgot about the proxy using Lab. Samma funda adhu.

Viji -
thanks, welcome back after a long time.

10:57 AM  
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